Read this on Vice today and thought i'd share, it made me laugh. It's titled 'Hey mum, why am i alone on valentine's day?' they basically asked their single friends to quiz their parents on why their alone and loveless...
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Liz: So do you think I’ll get any Valentine’s attention this year, Mum?
Liz’s Mum: Sure, why not? If you play your cards right your dad might not be the only guy to buy you flowers.
Thanks for sharing that with everyone. So why so confident?
Well you’re drop dead gorgeous, just like your mother. You just spend a few too many Friday nights in watching TV.
Everything about that is depressing. Are you expecting much attention on Tuesday?
No, I may be drop dead gorgeous, but I'm also old and married.
True. What do you think I should do to cast my Valentine's net wider than dad?
You should start paying attention to your mother's advice!
Seriously, as my mother you have no other opinions?
I'm not kidding about the house Liz, you have the rest of your life to liquify on the couch. I don't know why you decided to start now.
Scott: So Mum, do you think I’ll get lucky this Valentine’s Day?
Scott’s Mum: What do you mean? As in a card or a woman?
Oh, then I think you’ll do well. Very well.
That’s encouraging. What makes you so confident?
Because you’re a beautiful person, which is a given because you’re my son. You’re the best, and also very handsome. But maybe I’m biased.
Thanks, but if that’s all true, why am I considering starting an OkCupid account?
Why are you so concerned all of a sudden? When I was your age no one cared about this crap. Maybe stop worrying so much about things like Valentine’s Day. That can't be attractive to girls.
Read the full article
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Happy V Day guys
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