HUMOROUS.

Read this on Vice today and thought i'd share, it made me laugh. It's titled 'Hey mum, why am i alone on valentine's day?' they basically asked their single friends to quiz their parents on why their alone and loveless...

LIZ

Liz: So do you think I’ll get any Valentine’s attention this year, Mum?

Liz’s Mum: Sure, why not? If you play your cards right your dad might not be the only guy to buy you flowers.

Thanks for sharing that with everyone. So why so confident?

Well you’re drop dead gorgeous, just like your mother. You just spend a few too many Friday nights in watching TV.

Everything about that is depressing. Are you expecting much attention on Tuesday?

No, I may be drop dead gorgeous, but I'm also old and married.

True. What do you think I should do to cast my Valentine's net wider than dad?

You should start paying attention to your mother's advice!

Seriously, as my mother you have no other opinions?

I'm not kidding about the house Liz, you have the rest of your life to liquify on the couch. I don't know why you decided to start now.

 SCOTT

Scott: So Mum, do you think I’ll get lucky this Valentine’s Day?

Scott’s Mum: What do you mean? As in a card or a woman?

A card. From a woman.

Oh, then I think you’ll do well. Very well.

That’s encouraging. What makes you so confident?

Because you’re a beautiful person, which is a given because you’re my son. You’re the best, and also very handsome. But maybe I’m biased.

Thanks, but if that’s all true, why am I considering starting an OkCupid account?

Why are you so concerned all of a sudden? When I was your age no one cared about this crap. Maybe stop worrying so much about things like Valentine’s Day. That can't be attractive to girls.

Read the full article here

Happy V Day guys 

X

DUSK TILL DAWN.

really cute photos i came across, love the added glitter glue and stars

xxx 

p.s changed a few things on here, hopefully for the better? 

PICK-ME-UP NEWS

Winter's struck hard, and so has the inevitable snuffly nose and oh-so-sweet sore throat. But amongst the never ending load of work and freezing temperatures, good news seems to blossom... THE CARRIE DIARIES IS BEING MADE INTO A TV SERIES!! ahhh!!! Well, admittedly, it is only a pilot episode.. but, fingers crossed it'll get enough hits to gain its place on our screens! Candace Bushnell's prequel books to the much loved Sex And The City show, see Carrie in her transition  from high school tribulations to Manhattan city life, I loved both of the books and actually paced myself through the final chapters of Summer In The City, because i couldn't bare the thought of it ending and leaving Carrie's amazing world behind! So news of the possible series, being made by the same produces as Gossip Girl, has definitely brightened up my week. The question is though, who will play the younger versions of the big four?! Rumour on the blogosphere is it could be Elizabeth Olsen, Emma Stone and Blake Lively.. I love it already! 

 the new Carrie? 

xxx 

MATCH-Y. MATCH ME.

I reckon more friends should coordinate their outfits and have meaningless strolls around the neighbourhood, taking action shots. Just a thought. I also reckon clumpy shoes are a necessity and dyed sherbet hair -no matter how old the trend is now- is high up on the list. 

 

So all exams are done for now, and other than feeling completely downhearted that i couldn't prove my revision knowledge of carbon dioxide transport, the production of tissue fluid or H+ ions moving out of the companion cell by active transport (creating a H+ ion gradient) and then diffusing back in with cheeky sucrose behind (lets just say the biology exam was crap), i'm doing well, and have a few blog posts up my sleeve...  

stay tuned,

xxx

POLAROID MAGIC.

So i had a little old polaroid chilling on my shelf, all rearing to go, film and all, but i never found the perfect moment to take it out and take some snaps, which is a poor excuse! Because come on, polaroids make the moment perfect! After seeing some real old polarids from the 60s/70s on a blog, i was urged to bring it out to a new years eve party and take some of my own! Have a look at how they turned out... 

 admittedly the scanned versions are rubbish compared to the originals that are now bluetacked to my wall, sorry! 

hope all your NYEs were good, it's actually the first time i've celebrated it without the fam and it was soso great! haha

xxxx 

WINTER WONDERER.

(things i love)

I'm loving topshop at the moment, all the jumpers and velvet dresses that are hanging around! Come into my wardrobe now! Sorry about the lack of blogging on here... year 12 is busy... but thanks for sticking with me and hi to you new followers! I'm updating my tumblr more often than blogger at the moment, cause it's quicker, so if you're a tumblr person come check it out 'Slaves to the Ordinary'!  

19 DAYS LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS 

so many movies to watch 

decorations to place

cinnamon yankee candles to buy

can't wait!! 

=^.^=